Adult Merit Badge - Certified Potty Mouth

$5.00

Adult Merit Badges™

Science has proven that those that with Potty Mouths are smarter (I think!), so show everyone how smart you are!

Adulthood is hard, and someone should be handing out awards.

Celebrate life's real accomplishments with Curated Whimsy's Adult Merit Badge collection — whimsical stickers honoring everything from answering one email to keeping a plant alive, attending the meeting, chasing dopamine, making martinis, and other modern achievements.

Each badge is professionally printed and packaged in our signature holographic packaging with a sprinkle of sparkle and whimsy.

✨ Approximately 3" stickers
✨ Waterproof vinyl
✨ Packaged by hand in Sacramento, California
✨ Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, and gifting

BONUS WHIMSY:

💖 Order 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.

🦄 Order 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.

📌 Love these designs? Adult Merit Badges will also be available as magnets beginning August 2026.

Collect your accomplishments. You've earned them.

Adult Merit Badges™

Science has proven that those that with Potty Mouths are smarter (I think!), so show everyone how smart you are!

Adulthood is hard, and someone should be handing out awards.

Celebrate life's real accomplishments with Curated Whimsy's Adult Merit Badge collection — whimsical stickers honoring everything from answering one email to keeping a plant alive, attending the meeting, chasing dopamine, making martinis, and other modern achievements.

Each badge is professionally printed and packaged in our signature holographic packaging with a sprinkle of sparkle and whimsy.

✨ Approximately 3" stickers
✨ Waterproof vinyl
✨ Packaged by hand in Sacramento, California
✨ Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, and gifting

BONUS WHIMSY:

💖 Order 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.

🦄 Order 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.

📌 Love these designs? Adult Merit Badges will also be available as magnets beginning August 2026.

Collect your accomplishments. You've earned them.