Funny Stickers, Tiny Rewards, and Whimsical Gifts for surviving modern life!
After twelve text messages, three calendar apps, two "Let me check..." responses, and one person who forgot they already had plans... you finally found a date that works.
The Found a Date That Works Adult Merit Badge honors one of adulthood's greatest achievements: coordinating schedules. Whether it's dinner with friends, book club, family, or a long-overdue coffee date, getting everyone in the same place at the same time deserves official recognition.
Because making plans is easy. Finding a date that actually works? That's the real accomplishment.
Details:
Premium waterproof vinyl
Scratch-resistant laminate
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and more
Designed by Curated Whimsy in California
Collect them all. Adulting is hard.
Now, go to your event! You did it!
You stayed on mute (mostly), remembered to unmute (eventually), and somehow made it through another meeting that definitely could have been an email.
The Survived Another Zoom Meeting Adult Merit Badge is for remote workers, hybrid employees, teachers, students, and anyone who's perfected the "thoughtful nod" while wondering what's for lunch. Display it proudly on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or office desk as proof that you lived to "circle back" another day.
Whether you're a work-from-home veteran or just collecting life's little victories, you've earned this badge.
Details:
Premium waterproof vinyl
Scratch-resistant laminate
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and more
Designed by Curated Whimsy in California
3 inches
Raised on frozen pizza, hose water, and a healthy fear of missing the streetlights.
The Certified Latch Key Kid Adult Merit Badge celebrates the generation that let themselves in after school, made questionable microwave snacks, watched entirely too much TV, and somehow survived without cell phones, GPS, or parents tracking their every move.
If you can still hear the sound of your house key hitting the front door, this badge belongs to you.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, planners, coolers, and anyone who grew up with equal parts independence and benign neglect.
Details:
Premium waterproof vinyl
Scratch-resistant laminate
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and more
Designed by Curated Whimsy in California
3 inch
Collect them all. Adulting is hard.
You're welcome.
Some days, simply remembering to take your meds is a win—and we're celebrating the wins that matter.
The Took My Meds Adult Merit Badge is for anyone managing life one pill organizer, reminder app, or sticky note at a time. Whether it's vitamins, antidepressants, ADHD medication, blood pressure meds, or anything in between, showing up for yourself deserves a little recognition.
Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, planner, or medicine cabinet as a tiny reminder that you're doing your best—and that's worth celebrating.
Details:
Premium waterproof vinyl
Scratch-resistant laminate
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and more
Designed by Curated Whimsy in California
Collect them all. Adulting is hard.
You're doing so good! Keep it up!
Ever opened ChatGPT intending to ask one quick question... and somehow ended up unpacking your entire childhood?
The AI Therapy Patient Adult Merit Badge is for the overthinkers, idea generators, late-night processors, and curious minds who occasionally find themselves asking a chatbot life's biggest questions. Whether you're brainstorming, venting, organizing your thoughts, or simply trying to make sense of the chaos, you're in good company.
No diagnosis. No judgment. Just one more conversation.
Details:
Premium waterproof vinyl
Scratch-resistant laminate
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and more
Designed by Curated Whimsy in California
Collect them all. Adulting is hard.
You're welcome.
Long before participation trophies, there was the ultimate reward: a free Personal Pan Pizza.
The Motivated by Personal Pan Pizza Adult Merit Badge is a tribute to the generation that read books, reached goals, and happily worked for pizza. If you proudly filled out your BOOK IT! chart and carried that coveted coupon into Pizza Hut, congratulations—you've unlocked a core childhood memory.
Designed in a fun egg shape (just to be different), this slightly imperfect badge is being offered at a special discounted price. Because nostalgia doesn't have to be expensive.
Details:
Premium waterproof vinyl
Scratch-resistant laminate
Fun egg-shaped design (honestly, it’s not the best, so I discounted it. It’s still funny!)
Discounted special edition
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, planners, and more
Designed by Curated Whimsy in California
Still 3 inches tall, but more like 2.89 inches wide
Collect them all. Adulting is hard.
You're welcome.
Set sail... at a comfortable 6 mph with the coolest vinyl sticker on your laptop.
For the people who know every word to Brandy (You're a Fine Girl), secretly love smooth saxophone solos, and think Hall & Oates counts as cardio. This vintage California-inspired license plate is perfect for coolers, record players, laptops, water bottles, or anywhere that deserves a little soft rock swagger. 3 by 1.5 inches
No captain's license required.
Adult Merit Badge™ Sticker
This one was well earned - just ask my plant emotional support friend Heidi. It’s not easy being green in The House Of Whimsy!
Because adulthood deserves participation trophies.
Celebrate life's real accomplishments with a Curated Whimsy Adult Merit Badge™ sticker. Whether you answered one email, kept a plant alive, attended the meeting, or simply survived the day, these whimsical badges honor the victories that actually matter.
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, reading journals, office spaces, and anywhere else that could use a little encouragement (or sarcasm).
✨ Approximately 3" round
✨ Professionally printed vinyl sticker
✨ Packaged in signature Curated Whimsy holographic packaging
✨ Designed and assembled in Sacramento, California
Collect your favorites or build your own badge collection one tiny achievement at a time.
Buy 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.
Buy 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.
AKA The Girl Math Merit Badge - Shopping Addict
It’s not hoarding…
It’s called retail therapy.
Whether you’re “just browsing,” tracking three packages, or somehow leave Target with things that weren’t on your list, you’ve officially earned this Adult Merit Badge.
Perfect for shopaholics, fashion lovers, boutique browsers, and anyone who considers free shipping a personal victory.
✨ Waterproof vinyl sticker
✨ Approximately 3” tall
✨ Designed in Sacramento by Curated Whimsy
Adult Merit Badge™ Sticker
I’ll take mine extra dirty and with extra olives. I am the Maker of Martinis!
Because adulthood deserves participation trophies.
Celebrate life's real accomplishments with a Curated Whimsy Adult Merit Badge™ sticker. Whether you answered one email, kept a plant alive, attended the meeting, or simply survived the day, these whimsical badges honor the victories that actually matter.
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, reading journals, office spaces, and anywhere else that could use a little encouragement (or sarcasm).
✨ Approximately 3" round
✨ Professionally printed vinyl sticker
✨ Packaged in signature Curated Whimsy holographic packaging
✨ Designed and assembled in Sacramento, California
Collect your favorites or build your own badge collection one tiny achievement at a time.
Buy 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.
Buy 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.
Adult Merit Badges™
Science has proven that those that with Potty Mouths are smarter (I think!), so show everyone how smart you are!
Adulthood is hard, and someone should be handing out awards.
Celebrate life's real accomplishments with Curated Whimsy's Adult Merit Badge collection — whimsical stickers honoring everything from answering one email to keeping a plant alive, attending the meeting, chasing dopamine, making martinis, and other modern achievements.
Each badge is professionally printed and packaged in our signature holographic packaging with a sprinkle of sparkle and whimsy.
✨ Approximately 3" stickers
✨ Waterproof vinyl
✨ Packaged by hand in Sacramento, California
✨ Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, and gifting
BONUS WHIMSY:
💖 Order 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.
🦄 Order 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.
📌 Love these designs? Adult Merit Badges will also be available as magnets beginning August 2026.
Collect your accomplishments. You've earned them.
Adult Merit Badge™ Sticker
You gotta chase that dopamine somehow… and personally I do it by sticker shopping.
Because adulthood deserves participation trophies.
Celebrate life's real accomplishments with a Curated Whimsy Adult Merit Badge™ sticker. Whether you answered one email, kept a plant alive, attended the meeting, or simply survived the day, these whimsical badges honor the victories that actually matter.
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, reading journals, office spaces, and anywhere else that could use a little encouragement (or sarcasm).
✨ Approximately 3" - heart-shaped
✨ Professionally printed vinyl sticker
✨ Packaged in signature Curated Whimsy holographic packaging
✨ Designed and assembled in Sacramento, California
Collect your favorites or build your own badge collection one tiny achievement at a time.
Buy 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.
Buy 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.
Adult Merit Badges™
Because adulthood is hard, and someone should be handing out awards - This one is to celebrate attending that in-person meeting.
Celebrate life's real accomplishments with Curated Whimsy's Adult Merit Badge collection — whimsical stickers honoring everything from answering one email to keeping a plant alive, attending the meeting, chasing dopamine, making martinis, and other modern achievements.
Each badge is professionally printed and packaged in our signature holographic packaging with a sprinkle of sparkle and whimsy.
✨ Approximately 3" stickers
✨ Waterproof vinyl
✨ Packaged by hand in Sacramento, California
✨ Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, and gifting
BONUS WHIMSY:
💖 Order 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.
🦄 Order 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.
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Collect your accomplishments. You've earned them.
Cat Worship - Who Earned What?
Let’s be honest…
You don’t own the cat.
The cat owns you.
From opening doors on command to surrendering your favorite chair, you’ve accepted your role as a loyal servant to your feline overlord. Congratulations—you’ve officially earned this Adult Merit Badge.
Perfect for cat moms, cat dads, rescue volunteers, and anyone whose camera roll is 98% cats.
✨ Waterproof vinyl sticker
✨ Approximately 3” round
✨ Designed in Sacramento by Curated Whimsy
Ready to ship!
A curated collection of 20 bookish stickers designed for readers, book clubs, librarians, journal keepers, and anyone whose TBR pile is out of control.
Perfect for reading journals, water bottles, laptops, e-readers, notebooks, and gifting to your favorite book lover.
Includes:
• 20 original book-themed stickers
• Curated Whimsy packaging
• Designed in Sacramento, California
Created by a reader, for readers.
Adult Merit Badge™ Sticker
Sometimes the smallest part of the day feels like the biggest - so let’s celebrate that!
Because adulthood deserves participation trophies.
Celebrate life's real accomplishments with a Curated Whimsy Adult Merit Badge™ sticker. Whether you answered one email, kept a plant alive, attended the meeting, or simply survived the day, these whimsical badges honor the victories that actually matter.
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, reading journals, office spaces, and anywhere else that could use a little encouragement (or sarcasm).
✨ Approximately 3" round
✨ Professionally printed vinyl sticker
✨ Packaged in signature Curated Whimsy holographic packaging
✨ Designed and assembled in Sacramento, California
Collect your favorites or build your own badge collection one tiny achievement at a time.
Buy 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.
Buy 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.
You Earned it! Procrastination Pro
You had every intention of getting things done today.
Then you reorganized your desk, answered one email, started three new projects, looked up something completely unrelated… and somehow it’s bedtime.
Congratulations. You’ve officially earned this Adult Merit Badge.
Perfect for chronic procrastinators, ADHD brains, last-minute legends, and anyone who says, “I’ll do it tomorrow.”
✨ Waterproof vinyl sticker
✨ Approximately 3” round
✨ Designed in Sacramento by Curated Whimsy
BAG OF INSULTS • Stickers with a sharp tongue.
Because sometimes “have the day you deserve” isn’t enough.
A little vintage charm. A lot of audacity. This collection of 21 sarcastic stickers delivers beautifully dressed insults for questionable opinions, exhausting conversations, and people who are impressively confident about being wrong.
Each bag includes:
• 21 stickers: 2 large and 19 medium and small
• Your choice of a blue or white bag
• Plenty of personality and absolutely no shortage of opinions
For laptops, journals, or gifting to your favorite smartass—including yourself.
Curated Whimsy™
Use responsibly. Insult beautifully.Designed in Sacramento, California.
Adult Merit Badge - Made It Home Before the Streetlights
Remember when “be home before the streetlights came on” was the only rule?
This vintage-inspired Adult Merit Badge celebrates scraped knees, neighborhood bike rides, fireflies, and the freedom of disappearing all afternoon—as long as you made it home before dusk.
For everyone who grew up in the era of riding until sunset, drinking from the hose, and hearing your mom yell your name from the front porch… congratulations.
You’ve officially earned this badge.
✨ Waterproof vinyl sticker
✨ Approximately 3” round
✨ Designed in Sacramento by Curated Whimsy
Adult Merit Badge - Lover of Books
Some people collect shoes.
Some people collect stamps.
You collect stories.
Whether you’re annotating every page, haunting your local bookstore, or insisting the book was better, you’ve officially earned this Adult Merit Badge.
Perfect for readers, librarians, book club regulars, and anyone whose TBR pile has become permanent home décor.
✨ Waterproof vinyl sticker
✨ Approximately 3” round
✨ Designed in Sacramento by Curated Whimsy
The Ultimate Adult Merit Badge - Wine Drinker
Some hobbies require expensive equipment.
This one just requires a corkscrew.
Whether you’re the designated wine picker, the first to say “just one glass,” or the reason the charcuterie board disappears, you’ve officially earned this Adult Merit Badge.
Perfect for wine nights, girls’ trips, book clubs, vineyard adventures, and anyone who believes every good story starts with, “So… we opened another bottle.”
✨ Waterproof vinyl sticker
✨ Approximately 3” round
✨ Designed in Sacramento by Curated Whimsy
Adult Merit Badge™ Sticker
One of the most important lessons that Kenny taught us. This one’s for you.
Because adulthood deserves participation trophies.
Celebrate life's real accomplishments with a Curated Whimsy Adult Merit Badge™ sticker. Whether you answered one email, kept a plant alive, attended the meeting, or simply survived the day, these whimsical badges honor the victories that actually matter.
Perfect for water bottles, laptops, notebooks, planners, reading journals, office spaces, and anywhere else that could use a little encouragement (or sarcasm).
✨ Approximately 3" round
✨ Professionally printed vinyl sticker
✨ Packaged in signature Curated Whimsy holographic packaging
✨ Designed and assembled in Sacramento, California
Collect your favorites or build your own badge collection one tiny achievement at a time.
Buy 3 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy bonus sticker.
Buy 6 or more Adult Merit Badges and receive a surprise Curated Whimsy magnet while supplies last.
Check out some more whimsy on
the Curated Whimsy Insta page!
Pre-Sale and ready to ship by 6/15/26
Corporate Toxic Positivity Collection
Twenty professionally curated stickers for anyone who has ever been asked to "circle back," "leverage synergies," or "do more with less."
Featuring a delightfully passive-aggressive assortment of corporate buzzwords, motivational nonsense, shareholder-approved optimism, and workplace survival humor, this collection is designed for laptops, notebooks, water bottles, planners, and emotional support office supplies.
Perfect for:
• Corporate employees
• Former corporate employees
• People currently updating Salesforce
• Anyone who has attended a meeting that could have been an email
Each collection includes 20 unique stickers and is available in your choice of Black or White curation.
No action items. No deliverables. No follow-up required.
Just vibes.
For those moments when modern insults simply lack the gravitas they deserve.
This delightfully unnecessary collection includes 21 premium waterproof vinyl stickers inspired by the petty grievances, questionable hygiene, and spectacularly creative insults of the Middle Ages.
Each Bag of Medieval Insults includes:
• 20 mini waterproof vinyl stickers (approximately 2” × 1.5”) featuring original medieval-inspired insults
• 1 exclusive large waterproof vinyl sticker (2” × 3”) featuring the Mid Meade bonus design
• Your choice of black or orange collectible holographic packaging
Perfect for decorating laptops, water bottles, notebooks, reading journals, e-readers, planners, office supplies, or leaving passive-aggressive declarations wherever they’re most deserved.
Designed in Sacramento, California by Curated Whimsy.
Emotionally devastating since the Dark Ages.
Bag of Self Love
A curated collection of 20 stickers designed to remind you that you are, in fact, doing better than you think. All designed with inspirations from the best part of girlhood and an 80’s and 90’s childhood.
Inside you'll find a mix of encouragement, confidence boosts, gentle reminders, and the occasional loving reality check, because self-love isn't always bubblebaths and positive affirmations. Sometimes it's setting boundaries, taking your meds, drinking water, and remembering who the heck you are.
Perfect for water bottles, journals, laptops, mirrors, planners, emotional support notebooks, and anywhere else you need a little extra cheerleading from your sticker collection.
Each bag contains 20 unique designs (5 large stickers) and is hand-curated, packed, and sprinkled with a little whimsy in Sacramento, California.
Available in Pink or Purple packaging.
Because being kind to yourself should be at least as easy as being kind to everyone else.